Playing a Video Game with a Tumblrina
Her: *Picks a female character*
Me: *Picks a male character*
Her: "Why are you choosing a male character to fight a woman? Are you trying to promote violence against women?! That's oppressive and offensive and you should be ashamed!"
Me: "He's my favorite character. He's pretty cool."
Her: "So you're a misogynist now?! You think just because he's "cool" that he's superior? Fuck you! Why even bother inviting me here??"
Me: "Ugh! Fine!" *chooses the second female character*
Her: "She's thinner than my character! This is fat-phobic! You thin people really need to check your privilege."
Me: "Oh come on! It's just a game."
Her: "A game with no trans characters or realistic body types and promotes violence against women. And look! It's degrading women by dressing them in skimpy outfits! And why are the men so fucking powerful? Men are the weakest scum on this oppressive planet! The gaming company should be sued for this bullshit! Also, why is this game whitewashing Japanese people? Fucking r